Lottery Dreamers Mugs

'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'I only need a job until I win the lottery.'

'It was definitely love at first sight, as soon as I saw him on television being presented with his lottery millions.'

"Gosh, now we can afford to go into farming."

"Is there any truth in the rumour this office has won the lottery?"

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Man jumping off a building while another leans out telling him he has won the lotto.

"I need a professional money manager. The success of my investment portfolio is predicated on my winning the lottery."

"...the ticket holder of the record lottery jackpot has only until noon to claim their prize."

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

"What would you do if you won $1 million?"

'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'

"We're both unemployed and we're broke...we have to go to that next level of American desperation."

"Since we won the lottery, all I've been getting is begging letters..."

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

"The irony of this situation is that next week you're going to win the lottery...!"

'Have you any lottery winning amnesiacs?'

"No, I insist... after you."

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

"Do you play the Lottery, Guv?"

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

"No, I said on the phone 'You've won a lot of trees'!"

V sign - "No national lottery played here today"

A dog chasing a seagull is like a human buying a lotto ticket. You haven't got a chance but somehow just can't resist.

"I'm surprised he's still working after winning the lottery!"

Please help me buy my daily Lotto ticket

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

"If I won a million dollars, I'd invest it."

"I guess I'd better drop out now - I've just won the lottery."

"We're still pre-rich."