Lost Sock Legend Mugs

Noah of the sock world...

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

How it started: How it's going

Where missing laundry socks go!

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

Missing socks squad.

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

Butcher's Sock.

Missing sock poster

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'And you say you last saw him in the clothes dryer?'