Lost In Thought Pillows

"Excuse me, Officer. I'm an academic. Where am I?"

'Huh? Sorry. I was in Tahiti for a minute there.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Lost and forgotten department

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Mathematics.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Brain versus Religion.

Useless-memory lane

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Arbitrageur in Exile

Interior Monologuist

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."