Lost In Thought Pillows

Recalculating ...

"Excuse me, Officer. I'm an academic. Where am I?"

'Huh? Sorry. I was in Tahiti for a minute there.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Lost and forgotten department

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Mathematics.

Quiet!

'Time? Time's relative.'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Useless-memory lane

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Brain versus Religion.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

Arbitrageur in Exile

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

Interior Monologuist