"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."
Lost-in-the-woods Club Mugs
Start their day with a dose of woodland wanderlust! Our lost-in-the-woods club mugs bring a hint of nature’s mystery and adventure into their morning routine, perfect for outdoor lovers who enjoy a good brew.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
Worry tank
ONE HORSE TOWN
Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.
Niche Extracurriculars
Drinking Companions
Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!
"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."
"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."
Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.
Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?
Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.
Pole Vaulting Club
'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'
'I HATE Spring cleaning!'
"I do miss the crystal ball."
'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'
"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."
The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.
"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."
'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'
"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."
'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'
"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."
'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'
Art Buyer Running Away with Unfinished Picture.
'I think we're lost! I'm out of paint!'
"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."
Christmas party for the home worker
'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'
'We play in the cat protection league.'
Girl Guided Missile
'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'
Lost-in-the-woods Club Mugs Collection
Lost-in-the-woods Club Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows themed around the lost-in-the-woods club—ideal for campers, hikers, and wilderness enthusiasts alike.
Lost-in-the-woods Club Prints
Decorate your space with stunning prints inspired by the lost-in-the-woods club, capturing the magic and mystery of woodland adventures.
Lost-in-the-woods Club T-Shirts
Discover our lost-in-the-woods club t-shirts, designed for nature lovers who want to wear their love for the outdoors proudly.