"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."
Loss Of A Job Pillows
Add a bit of comfort with pillows that uplift and inspire during tough career transitions. These cozy reminders that resilience is key can make a thoughtful gift.
Line on graph goes right through floor.
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
Very Difficult Conversations
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"
"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"
"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."
'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'
Danger Slow Sand.
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'
Between Offices
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
"Dear, did something happen at the office?"
"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."
'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'
I.O.U. one pot of gold.
"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."
"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."
"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'
"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."
"How have you managed to keep your job?"
"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."
St. Elmo's fired.
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
Loss Of A Job Pillows Collection
Loss Of A Job Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those facing job changes—bringing humor and encouragement to start each day positively.
Loss Of A Job Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate new beginnings and resilience, ideal for uplifting someone facing a career shift.
Loss Of A Job T-Shirts
Check out our witty and supportive t-shirts that help share a message of resilience and hope during career transitions.