Loss Of A Friend T-Shirts

'Yesterday, I've lost my best buddy...'

RIP. (Two rows of paper dolls stand next to a grave. One of the rows is missing one of the sequential cut out dolls.)

"It has come to my attention that life is short and truly uncertain."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"You could say he died rich. He had 10,000 friends on Facebook."

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'

Elderly people lose friends to the pandemic

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Postcards from Heaven...

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"What? Too soon?"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.