Losing Baby Teeth Prints

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Baby Hairstyles.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A baby in court

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Tooth fairy

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

The Tooth Ferret

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Rusk Assessment Form

Beware of teething baby.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Rocket priced prams.

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.