Long-walk Lover Mugs

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"A little help, please."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Chillaxing!

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Did you miss me?

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Snooker.

Soho walking society

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"It's beautiful days like this that remind me how much I don't want to get a colonoscopy."

Cement Contractor Dreams

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Runners have a pay toll.