Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.
Long-walk Lover Mugs
Start their day with a laugh and a nod to their favorite hobby with our long-walk lover mugs—perfect for coffee breaks after a scenic adventure.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'Run, run, as fast as you can!'
"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."
"A little help, please."
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
Chillaxing!
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"
Why giraffes hate winter
Did you miss me?
'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'
'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."
'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'
"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."
Snooker.
"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."
Soho walking society
The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.
"Madonna's out early this morning."
"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."
That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
Man on tube using dreadlock as support.
"If we weren't married this would be romantic."
"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
"It's beautiful days like this that remind me how much I don't want to get a colonoscopy."
'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'
"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."
Honey, I'm going for a walk...
Cement Contractor Dreams
Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.
Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.
"This is exciting! My first marathon."
Long-walk Lover Mugs Collection
Long-walk Lover Pillows
Find cozy pillows that embrace the spirit of wandering and scenic adventures—ideal for adding personality to any living space.
Long-walk Lover Prints
Explore inspiring prints that capture the beauty of nature and long walks—an excellent way to personalize their favorite space.
Long-walk Lover T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts celebrating long walks—comfortable, witty, and great for showing off their favorite pastime.