Long Shot Enthusiast Prints

'It's a long shot, but there's always a chance we can get a sports franchise.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Rapunzel as a child.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Snooker.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'Small, medium or large?'

Golfer Snooker.

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

A bird crash.

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'Cattle Driver.'

"I SAW THAT."

The Archer and His Broken Arrow.

"I just knew you'd like longhair music, Mr. Pruitt."

Peeping Tom Photographer

Out Hunting.

'As a leader he carries a lot of weight. Thirty four pellets to be exact.'

"Am I that predictable?"

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...