Lone Wolf Trailblazer Pillows

Larry the Lone Liberal

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'