Lone Voyager Gifts

The Sea Anglers: But one may spend many hours afloat without seeing another human being.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Beach flirting

"Tunnel of love"

Addicted to reading

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

Desert Island Raking

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Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

A woman reads a romance novel.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Desert Island Fishing

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Footprints on Island.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'Due to network constraints, our 5 year mission has been reduced to 13 weeks, with a possible renewal.'

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"I like sad songs."

Sea Adventure Book

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'