London Explorer Pillows

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

East End Maps.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Interior of Westminster Abbey

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"We're looking in Forest Hill, which is somewhere called South East London. You can still get a house for only a Gazillion quid!"

'I got it from the Elephant and Castle shopping centre...'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here.'

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Cannabis trips around London.

I love the Shard

Tremendously Teddington

Bankside

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'