Logistics Manager Pillows

Fulfilment Centre.

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Company Plannin Department'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Point A / Point B

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Logistics department plans.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

A Fork-lift.

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Logistics Experts

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

This Side Up.

Folding Container.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Export

"I love these new regional distribution centers."

Speeding Forklift

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

Valet Parking.

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."