Logistics Buff Mugs

Global Delivery has huge parcel in the back.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I like to keep things simple."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Raging Bull on Ice

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

They Always Say That

Auto-Pilot.

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

A Cumulonim-bus

Oar-tobahn.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."