Logical Thinker Mugs

"We always take one piece out."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

Reasonableman

"To you, everything is either black or white with no shades of grey."

Rational thought matters

"Why do you keep insisting atheists are 'Satan-worshipers'? If we don't believe in your imaginary friend, why would we believe in your imaginary friend's imaginary enemy?"

"I see no logic in the servant of an all-knowing, all-powerful deity requiring funds to do his bidding."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'If it took three men six hours to dig a ditch, how long would it take two men?'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

'Well, that's what we get for listening to reason.'

'You can't be a mathematician and have a sense of humor.' - 'You can't be a mathematician and not have a sense of humor.'

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

"Gambler" "May clean up" "Often spread thin" "On a roll" "Paper towel" "Usually square in shape" "Pat of butter"

Posters of the Sahara

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Thomas Mann.

Math Dreams

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'