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The Non-Slippery Slope.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

The Life of Pi

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Reasonableman

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Staff Yearbook

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'