Logic Defender Mugs

"Logic? Common sense? I don't need that. I work to rule."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

dog vs UFO...

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Privacy Conference Security

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"