Logic Challenger Pillows

'If your parents have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Got Rationality?

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"