Log-in Lover Mugs

"We give up. What is your log-on password?"

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Pearly King and Queen

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I brought cocoa."

Myths and legends...

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Zorro as a child.