Locker Room Strategist Mugs

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Are you blind ref?'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'