Lockdowns Gifts

The new normal

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Lockdown

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Pandemic playhouse.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

I miss...

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"If good fences make good neighbors, then maybe they can make good kids."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Eraserhead

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

Lockdown Connections

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "