Lockdown Life Survivors T-Shirts

Keeping occupied in lockdown

2021

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

Sisyphus during Covid

Sheltering in place.

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Don't have a hot flush....

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven