Lockdown Contemplator Gifts

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

Covid Prisoners

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

COVID Era Intel

The world on lockdown

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

One line a day... Diary 2020

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"How many days have we been like this?"

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

2020 Panic Room

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

Cummings and goings.

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"We're sort of open."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

I miss...

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

Eraserhead

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"