Lockdown Chef T-Shirts

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Stay at home food pyramid

"Dinner looks delicious."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Lockdown casserole

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Curling your hair for no reason

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

She found baking helped enormously.

Covid-19 Caution

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Crocheting during lockdown

Keep out - Covid-19

The social distancing pepper mill.

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Hot Lunch.'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"We're sort of open."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

Working from home

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Covid-19 Hairdos

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

"David has taken the opportunity of being at home during the lockdown to learn how to be incredibly annoying."

"I wanted to use the lockdown productively, I learned cosmetic surgery."