Lockdown Celebrations Gifts

Pandemic Birthday Cakes: Blowing out candles not allowed!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Curling your hair for no reason

COVID Road Map

Face Mask Romance

"5...4...3...2..."

Holiday Gifts 2020

Vaccine passport required

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

COVID Era Intel

COVID-19

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Covid Babies

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Post Covid Summer

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Together we defeat the Pandemic

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

Your hats off! Salon now open

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

So-ripe-they're-tangy face masks declared optional.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Post-Pandemic Party

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"I've been pretending that everyone singing 'Happy Birthday' while washing their hands has been singing to me."

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

Clockdown

Amusement Park OPEN. For the past few months we've been on a roller coaster ride without even without the park being open.

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

Love in the Time of Social Distancing