Locavore Laugh Seeker Prints

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Local food for local consumption

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

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