Local Trips Mugs

Staycation holidays...

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'