Local History Buffs Prints

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Royal Weirdo

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Southwark Fair.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

That's What Happens

Sundial Time

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The First Fire Stick

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"