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'The council is running an opinion poll to ask residents whether opinion polls should be banned.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

"With great power comes great reward."

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Political Issues

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New World Orders

House vs. Senate

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Taking Back The Government.

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

New Improved I.R.S.