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'The novelty is that everything here was made in America.'

"But honey, I am shopping locally. I'm keeping it in this hemisphere."

'Of course I support my local shop keeper - I give him my leftovers'

Jimmy's Lemonade: Buy American!

'Plaster of Paris. Wouldn't it help keep medical costs down if you used local plaster?'

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

"Did you raise these yourself?"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Sub-prime Bear

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

Panama Papers Scandal

Business News.

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."