Lobbying Expert Prints

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

Oligarchy

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Gun laws US

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

COP26

We have a dream....

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Do you take dark money?"

Distraction.

Automatic Congressman

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

State of the Union

Count on the People