Loan Survivor Prints

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Payment expected at time of service, even though it's taken the doctor 20 years to pay off his student loan."

Oh, look, it's a black hole, a lightless void that never ends … Wait, never mind, that's just my student loan debt.

College graduate holds a graduation cap like a beggar with sign saying 'college loan'.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Evil Exams!

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Student Debt

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Wait a minute....!

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

Life plan

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'