Loan Juggling Artist Pillows

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Food deliverer's baby.

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

The Housewife

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

No juggling allowed.

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Multitasking

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

The Juggler vein.

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'