Loan Awareness Champions Prints

'A warm welcome to graduating students, distinguished faculty and impoverished parents...'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Loan trap

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Nine years of college for this?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

Bank Loans - Just Say No

I woke up this morning full of consumer confidence.