Loan Awareness Champions Prints

'A warm welcome to graduating students, distinguished faculty and impoverished parents...'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Loan trap

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Nine years of college for this?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

I woke up this morning full of consumer confidence.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'