Lo Mein Admirer Mugs

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Love

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Sharp Eyes

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I think I'm falling in love."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Snowman Romance

Choirboy

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

It had to be you!

Blarney Stone Romance

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Letting the cat out of the bag.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Street signs in Motown.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Snow White

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Emmanuel Macron