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"I should warn anyone listening that I throw in a couple of Lloyd-Webber numbers toward the end of this medley."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Sloaney Pony.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Archimedes statue with a lever

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'm going to get you fired."

Pearly King and Queen

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'We had to donwsize.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'...Or not.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"