Living Room Supporter Gifts

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

Lumbar support animal

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"In da house"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Give Sleep a Chance

'Isn't it great?!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

Solidarity with the family

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

Solar powered defibrillator

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Forever Pride!

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."