Living Room Supporter Gifts

Lumbar support animal

Unicorn Working From Home

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"You're never home."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"In da house"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'Isn't it great?!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

Solar powered defibrillator

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

Forever Pride!

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."