Living Room Relaxation Mugs

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"In da house"

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

The following story is based on actual events.

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."