Living Room Commentator Mugs

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Pundits

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"This is gonna be great!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

How it started: How it's going

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'