Living Life Fully Pillows

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

French wine

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Aging Support Group

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

She required plenty of personal space.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

Desk at the Horizon

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Women

Who's Dead

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Tom's last day.

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'