Living Life Fully Pillows

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

French wine

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

She required plenty of personal space.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

Who's Dead

Desk at the Horizon

Women

Tom's last day.

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'