Living In A New City Mugs

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Tool Box

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

A DIY disaster.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."