Livin' For Leftovers Gifts

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Horn of Leftovers

Lockdown casserole

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"So that's where you were last night."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'The special today is scraps.'

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'