Liverpool Vs Everton Supporter Mugs

'I'm sorry lady, we're all sold out!'

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Kenny Dalglish

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

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"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Referee cop.

Theater or football.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

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"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

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'There's always a catch'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

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