Liverpool Vs Everton Supporter Mugs

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Scouse For Beginners

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The game comes first...

Referee cop.

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Football

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"You can come in mate - but don't start buying anything."