Live Music Fan Mugs

"And now a request from the audience."

"Any requests?"

At the rock concert...

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

A saxophonist

Violinist with a face mask on.

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Ringtone from phone is actually playing the song.

"Tough crowd ... "

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Swing Band

"I love what you've done with this corner of the room!"

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

A rock guitarist singing

Festival Toilets

Jazz Bar.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Duck

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Random act of violins

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

Pianist wearing face mask.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Glastonbury. After.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'