Little Questioners Mugs

"So, what do you do for play?"

Wildlife

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Garden.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"What's it all about?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.