Little Pony Ally Gifts

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Pony Love...

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

To my future King.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

Save animals

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'