Little Money Maker Mugs

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Money Tree

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."