Little Mess Maker Prints

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"The kitchen is my canvas!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Child doing the washing up

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Instant art

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I need something to spill.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'