Little Lattes Prints

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Children's Art Show.

"It's a mobile."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"