Little Jockeys T-Shirts

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Rocking Horse

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

Business-Class.

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

I am billing, therefore I am.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

Children in a Nursery.

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Football

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Musical Statues.

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"I'm really behind on all my living."

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

"Don't hesitate to tell me if you feel overwhelmed."

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

Children playing divorcees